Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The latest round of weird pics

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So you love dead people that can watch you pee?

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I learned that this would be a fireman's vehicle. But, shouldn't you be putting fires out rather than jumping over them?

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He's probably your only friend.

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What is it that you like, wolves or moons? Or just the combination of them together? I feel like only Native Americans should be allowed to do this, but even then....what's the point?

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This was taken at an international food court in Chinatown, Seattle. I love duck, but I don't think I could eat it looking like this.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

This was not in Lacey

Surprisingly, these pictures were not taken in Lacey. I know, shocking right?

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This was on the freeway in Lewis county on my way home from work. The guy inside the truck, which I couldn't manage to capture, was a 65 year old greaseball. First of all, I felt like it was 1998 and I was in high school. Secondly, not every woman that passes him is going to have a nice rack, so his sign is very foolish.

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This guy is clearly a fan of the Huskies. But he hasn't updated his paint job is about a decade. Can't you just put a bumper sticker on your car like everyone else? I feel like the only person who gets to do this to their car is the coach or the winning quarterback....even then, it's sad. Also, why doesn't he take the money he put into ruining his car and put it to a new car. One that runs and doesn't suck so badly.

Personal Space

What the eff is with people feeling the need to invade other people's personal space? My boss is super touchy and I don't like it, but put up with it cause I know he doesn't mean harm by it. However, this morning he came to tell me something and got so close that I actually felt his breath on my face. ICK! It's not appropriate to get that close to a person that you aren't fucking! Then I went to the AMPM to get a soda and this guy behind me in line was standing behind me and slightly to my right. And also 2 inches away. Everytime I moved up or to the side, he moved right along with me. Then when I was paying for my soda, he was at the counter with me, practically pressing his shoulder into mine.
Why can't people just stay the fuck away from me???????

If I don't know you, I want you at arm's length....at least.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Children are gross

I take issue with the "Customer with Children" parking spots now at grocery stores. You get a special parking spot because you procreated and brought your snot nosed offspring with you to scream, cry, throw shit in the store and just generally be in my way? I don't think so. Handicaps, yes. If you can't walk or are retarded then you should be able to walk 10 feet less into the the store than normal people. But, fat moms? NO. I park in every one of those spots when they are free. And I hope that someday a meth mom sees me get out of my car with no rugrats and yells at me for it. Cause I'll tell her that I deserve to park there because I'm NOT populating the world with drug addicted babies by taking birth control and maybe she should consider using it.

Monday, September 14, 2009

One Saturday trip to Lacey....

I kid you not people, these five pictures are from ONE trip to Lacey this past Saturday afternoon.
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Duh, look at this kid. He's the poster child for the Aryan race, of course he's a racist.

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This was on one of those Toyota Scions...which is shaped like a box. This vanity plate is like putting a sticker on Star Jones' forehead that says, "Does not have nasty extra skin on upper arms."

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Look, I like Lord of the Rings just as much as the next dork...but really? And are they stating that they like Hobbits or that they ARE hobbits???

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No, you shuduup. Seriously. Shut up and drive off a cliff.

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And last but certainly not least, a man that has fallen asleep in a recliner chair in the middle of Fred Meyer. Really. His eyes were closed and he was sleeping. Go home.