His Ass is an Innie

Ok, so I found this picture on one of my favorite websites: holytaco.com.



Here's the deal. I was at my dad's car race in Tenino last Saturday (don't ask....) and there was a giant girl sitting above us in the stands whose ass and black thong was totally hanging out the back of her pants for all of Tenino to see. I'd venture to guess though that her ass has been viewed by Tenino many times, but that's neither here nor there. What is the fucking deal with this??? I am aware of what my ass and undergarments are doing at all times! Don't you think you'd feel the breeze on your cheeks if your ass was hanging half out of your pants?? I just plain do not understand this phenomenon. And it's not like it's just fat people, it's every type of person. Is there are large population of poeple that rub Anbesol on their asses before they leave their house so they can't feel what's going on down there? I'm perplexed. Does anyone have an answer for me?

If you're gonna beg for money...

....at least be creative like this guy:



I super love how he left the "C" out of "Scuba". I told him he left it out and the beauty of his sign is that it's a whiteboard, so after I took the picture, he corrected his spelling.

Pride

Pride is a weird thing. Sometimes it's overrated, like when it comes to doing porn or giving a blowjob for a raise at work....and then other times, it's all you have. That's where I'm at right now. I stuck up for myself at work, and I got fired for it. I could have given in and I'd still have a job....but, it was the right thing to do. So now that I know I have my pride, and I didn't swallow it yesterday for a fucked up employer, today might be the day to go ahead and swallow it. Maybe my life decisions I've been making lately haven't been the wisest. It's time to admit that I made a mistake and fix it, fix my life. Stop hiding from my responsibilities and face them head on. Get my shit together before I start playing. Yeah, I think it's time.