Let's play a game called, "What's wrong with this picture?"

This has the potential to be the longest blog post in history if we want to really start listing all the things wrong with this picture. But, I'll try to keep it short for the reader's creativity sake. Feel free to contribute your own comments on what is wrong with this fat bitch.

1. The obvious: if you are that fat, should you be eating at Burger King? There are two ways to look at this. a) NO. b) You're already a huge disappointment to the world, why not have another Whopper?

2. You can't hide the fact that you are a huge beast, but you can hide where you've been by taking off that blinking arrow of a crown. Those are for kids by the way. You had to lumber your lard ass up there and ask for a paper crown large enough to fit around your swollen cabasa....do they make special ones for frequent customers?

3. If your tits are big enough to hold a Big Gulp.....at least have the dignity to make some money off of them.