Funny shit

So, on a daily basis I wish at least once that I carried my camera with me at all times. I like to observe and watch people and things and I invariably end up seeing pretty funny, fucked up or interesting things. Mostly funny and fucked up, which makes them interesting. The other day I saw a super beefed up Jeep Cherokee. Not only did it have a sweet bumping system (note the sarcasm there) (which, also by the way, did these systems not go totally out of style once I graduated high school 10 years ago...I thought they did. I must be wrong), but it had ENORMOUS truck tires and a lift kit. You seriously would need a step ladder to get into this Cherokee. This was one of the most retarded things I'd seen in a long time. It's one thing to try to make up for your small dick by having a giant truck that you have to lift to the sky, but when you inherit a fucking Jeep Cherokee from your mom (who is unarguably more of a man than you) and have to lift IT to the sky....there are some serious problems here. This is more that a case of small dick-itis...it very well could be a case of your balls not having yet dropped-itis. So anyway, I wished I had my camera when I saw this "vehicle" so that I could post it on my blog and note what a douche the driver is.

Today I saw a car with a license plate frame that read "Vietnam Era Vetran". Yeah, veteran is spelled wrong. It was spelled wrong on the frame. I tried to take a picture of it with my cell phone, but I couldn't zoom in far enough to clearly get the words. So, either the veteran is an idiot or the person that made the frame is an idiot or both. I'll venture to say that one or both fucked too many syphillitic vietnamese hookers over there in the jungle.

In conclusion, I will be carrying my camera with me at all times from now on and I will try to take pictures of the retarded things and people I see and I will humiliate them here on my blog.