It's you, not me....

Yeah, it IS you and not me. Cause I'm awesome. And even though it was your lame excuse, you ARE fucked up. And by the way, YOU ANSWERED MY AD!!!!!!! If you're soooo fucked up that I shouldn't want to date you, then don't answer ads that clearly state the the woman is looking for a relationship.

Oh, and calling all douchebags: If you don't want to date a girl and just "want to be friends"....you should make that clear to them, so they don't just think you're being a tool and not calling her.

Jesus H. Fucking Christ.....dating sucks monkey balls. Whatever.